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Wubba Lubba Dub Bud by Galenas, Extremely skunky smell with an almost dark bitter chocolate taste. It's a sativa dominate hybrid and you can definitely feel the head effects, for sure a great strain!

Mine has zero smell. Flavor is lacking as well. Nice effects though.

I don't know how to feel about these renamed strains. Seems like BS marketing to me.

Are they renamed? I thought it was maybe a new one. It seems super gimmicky

I also get a nice indica effect from this strain. Using the volcano, I can taste some hints of berry. Beautiful big cola buds with an decent cure time. Excited to try other higher THC Galenas strains, but at $43/ 2.83g, there is a lot of competition at the $40+ price point.

Got a 5.66 jar first day it dropped, 2 huge buds very sticky still, taste and smell were there! Good effects.

Just love that name

I get a nice indica dom body high from the blueberry female in this cross, and in their selection. I must be smelling the mendo madness in the cross because other than the bitter dark earthy notes, it has a very dry effect on the nose. Hard to explain but a lot of afghani cultivars have that effect. Its like a neutral smelling spice that tightens up the nose a bit. There's also afghani in the blueberry. There are better strains for sleep, and this also left me juuust too tired to function at the capacity that I'd like to. Still worth it for the organic heat. Very smooth smoke, gorgeous flowers.

Exclusive Recipe: Pumpkin Seed Cake!

Before we start ranting about pumpkin seed cake let us, first of all, state this is no traditional cake. It does not contain flour, icing, those strange caramelised cherries, sugar, or baking powder. No, this is a cake which consists of one ingredient, and one ingredient only: pumpkin seeds.

In essence, we guess it’s not a cake at all. It’s a massive mound of pumpkin seeds. However, to brainwash consumerist dimwits into purchasing the thing, we’ll be marketing it as a cake. Let us face it – who doesn’t like cake? We’re fairly sure quite a few people don’t like pumpkin seeds, though, but it if you slap “cake” on something you’re guaranteed to hit people’s sweet tooth with an Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque punch to the jaw. Pasta the vistas, maybe!

Pumpkin Seed Cake: Recipe Directions

Okay, so we’ve established you’re going to need a rather massive supply of pumpkin seeds for this sun of a gun. We can estimate between 2,000 and 5,000 of them will suffice – it depends on just how enormous you want your cake to be. Additionally, you’ll want to take into consideration by how much you want to exceed your daily recommended allowance of fat.

Pumpkin seeds are supremely good for you, of course, but as they’re present in such a vast quantity here (and they’re held in place to form a cake shape by harsh chemical superglue) you’re pretty quickly going to be reaching a point where a fat embolism will spontaneously erupt in your gut.

Hell, it’s not like cake’s good for you or anything. What were you expecting? Simply take the superglue and laboriously stick together the thousands of pumpkin seeds until you’ve made a delightful looking cake – we recommend giving yourself a solid month to create the thing. Perhaps try and shape it into something interesting, such as a donkey, or perhaps even a giraffe. Regardless, it’ll stink something frightful so make sure you wear a facemask whenever you’re around the thing!

Is it Possible to Overdose on Pumpkin Seeds?

Probably, and this cake will determine the theory! This is the remarkable thing about pumpkin seed cake – it pushes the boundaries of health, sanity, and morality, and there are very few foodstuffs which can claim this. Not even the Pot Noodle sandwich can claim to be so depraved.

Eating the cake is an unusual experience. Stomach cramps are guaranteed, as are the wild delusions and hallucinations you’ll endure due to ingesting superglue, but through it all you’ll come to realise the pumpkin seed cake tastes like a giant pumpkin seed! At around the point of this realisation, as happened to Mr. Wapojif, you’ll suffer some sort of outer body experience and drop to the floor unconscious. Our esteemed editor awoke hours later and claimed to have been abducted by aliens. Pumpkin seed cake – what a trip!