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LA Beatnik sourced from Chronicfarmsofficial June 2021

• • Bag appeal – medium sized perfectly manicured buds are properly cured and are very dense and sticky to the touch and are way more sticky and very greasy inside. Dark olive and forest greens with nice purples and even blueish streaking throughout with plenty of pale orange and peach colored pistils. Adding to the bag appeal is the layer of frosty trichomes that twinkle like diamonds in the sunlight and have many outer heads still visibly intact.

• • Smell/Taste/Burn – the nose on this is very enticing and unique with strong doughy cake like overtones that are very sweet, creamy, and have a leather funk in the mix with subtle minty undertones that all mix so well together. The taste is exactly like the smell other then when exhaling it becomes a bit spicy but those same Cake terps dominate with a leathery funk that is unique to this strain in my experience so far (not the same leather that was in the Platinum Cake I had) with just hints of mintiness here and there and a touch of gas on the exhale. Definitely one that needs to be experienced in order to fully understand. Joints burn perfectly even and nice and greasy while producing a mostly white ash with minor peppering.

• • High – a buzzing euphoria and cloudy eyes with some pressure behind them leave me feeling spaced out and completely stress free along with relaxation that kicks off instantly to balance things out nicely. The body load quickly climbs and leaves you stuck where you sit with a heavy couchlock and also heavily relaxes the mind with sedating effects. Great for stress, depression, anxiety, chronic pain, and insomnia and is definitely best suited for evening use.

• • Overall this was my 1st experience with this strain and surely wont be my last as I very much enjoy it. With phenomenal bag appeal, wicked terps that are funky and translate perfectly, a clean and greasy burn, and potent effects this is a great strain. I rate this

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