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Stinkiest, Most Blueberry scented strain?

I’ve tried and are all decent enough smokes but I’ve not grown any myself though as I was sick of smokin it all the time back when I had to buy in my mari here, so I haven’t bothered tbh.
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British Columbia’s Finest
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Jordan of the Islands, they got some mean stinky blueberry. Check out the link in my signature, these guys have good genetics.

Dizzle Frost
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karmas a bitch
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GeeTee
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Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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Jordan of the Islands, they got some mean stinky blueberry. Check out the link in my signature, these guys have good genetics.

Trapt1nw0nder
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I’m gonna cross my Blueberry with the SAGE. I love SAGE. My SAGE this grow fucked up, as it split down the middle of the stem, and most of it’s fan leaves fell off, but i decided to still try and bud her off, and wow. She didnt disappoint as bad as I thought. She really produced some really dense, crystally buds. They seriously look like if they were coated in diamonds . It’s on week 10, and I just started the flush 2 days ago. Think tomorrow after lights off, I’m gonna start it’s 2-3 days of 100% darkness to REALLY danken her up

I saw Subcool saying on his forum part of RIU, that he really think’s His Ace of Spades taste more like blueberry than the original blueberries out there. He started off by saying he knew there was gonna be a controversy, but that that’s his opinion. He really seemed to be selling it, though. Oh, wait. He is .

I already got my crosses for this season. Blueberry x S.A.G.E and Strawberry Cough x S.A.G.E..Querkle x S.A.G.E Qrazy Train x S.A.G.E. Basically everything with S.A.G.E . Easy to come up with cool names too . Long as it ends with AGE . StoneAGE and IceAGE SpaceAGE are taken, buddy, so think of something else. And Might be able to do all of those with the Blue Dream also. Wont hurt to put more Blueberry in Blue Dream . SAGE has it all, man. Potency, Yield, High, Taste. It’s a dream Cloning strain. Goes well with anything. As it will pretty much just make smaller yielding great strains yield more, and not lose the Potency. Goal is to try and find a pheno with the strain you’re crossing with it’s taste and lower flower times, but have SAGE’s High Yields. And if it didnt get enough of that flavor, well hit the best pheno that came out of the bunch with that particular cross again. Bottom line is, that we’re playing with GREAT genetics. so no matter what, we WILL end up with some MAGICAL stuff. Wont be no random bagseed or anything, as long as you know what you’re doing and keep crossing the best with the best.

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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Yes, i’ve taken a liking to SAGE after seeing my brothers plant, looks like the perfect strain to breed into, I want a blueberry sage as a mother plant really. not as a headstash but as something to cross with in the future,

I been looking at this > Bluesage x Blue Aurora indica and try to maximize the pheno for terpenes.

that was my plan. but earlier i was looking at nevilles haze, since its almost a pure sativa but the bitch takes toooooo long to flower for me so. SAGE it is.

Also going to try and make autoflowering Vortex cross with barneys farm Pineapple express autos.

Trapt1nw0nder
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I also had "BLUE BEAR RAGE" for Blueberry x S.A.G.E. Lol. But idk. Blueberry Rage wouldnt be bad either.

OH, and forgot. I also started a Tahoe OG, and hoping for a good male, as I want to really RAPE those 3 ourdoor SAGE’S i got going on with many different pollen. So hopefully I get a tahoe and it should be called. Ta Sage – Ta Sour n Ta Hoe . jk. hmm

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Dankster4Life
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This right here.

I wouldn’t purchase knock offs.

cannabisguru
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I’ve got a nice blueberry cross.

It’s Blue Kush (x) Blueberry (named it Blue Blueberry)

not available to the public.. not yet anyhow, and probably won’t be for a while since I’ve shut down things on my end.

I was going to try and breed out some seeds but with the recent ‘heat’ around my area, I decided to go with my gut feeling and shut my grow down.

It’s called paranoia.. and its a bitch. Nobody on the outside (in the real world) knew that I was growing. so. it kinda makes me wonder. But again, as many of you already know.. I live by the motto "better safe than sorry," so I went ahead and shut things down. Thank GOD, I had just harvested my Afghani #1 grow. which hell, I only had one of those going.. harvested about a week ago today. I had two new ones going.. and they were going to be ABSOLUTE dankage!

But once I seen the popo roaming my neighborhood (which is rare, this is an upscale neighborhood.. the police don’t just "cruise" around in this area for nothing).

It was the gap between each time I seen them driving by.. sitting at the stop sign in my front yard.. I don’t like that.. Which again, is why I shut mine down for now.

But yeah, I had two new strains going. they were about 9 days into 12/12 and I know each one wasn’t more than 2 weeks out from beginning flowering. so that kinda hurt.. having to pull those two babies out. Like I said, they were some DANK ass strains.. one was ‘Ice Berry’ (x) Blue Kush F2′ and then the other one was Strawberry Kush (x) Cherry Lifesaver F1 ——- Both would have been absolute dank.. the dankest of the dank!

But, I have plenty of beans of those two strains.. and whenever I feel like the heat has expired some. maybe then I’ll put my area back together and start over.

Until then. arrivederci.

peace & hugs ppl. – its what the world needs.

Dankster4Life
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Damn that bites cannabisguru.

Hope ya can get things sorted so ya can get back on your feet.I’d be depressed if i had to shut down.

frmrboi
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cannabisguru
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Damn that bites cannabisguru.

Hope ya can get things sorted so ya can get back on your feet.I’d be depressed if i had to shut down.

I appreciate that. I really do.. thanks.

Yeah man, you just never see the police out here unless they’re called.. and this neighborhood is very quiet. People are nice.. and most of them aren’t nosey and keep to themselves. There are a few people in my neighborhood that are kind of nosey.. and for some reason don’t really like me. But, that’s their loss.. not mine. I could actually care less what they think about me.. because they don’t even know me. Might change their minds if they would take the time to get to know someone before automatically judging them by their appearance. assholes.

But anyhow.. yeah the Police never just "Drive" or "Cruise" around this area for nothing. If they come around.. they were called for some reason, whatever the reason might be.. you know?

I got enough from my one Afghani #1 plant to last me a while. so I can take a break. I mean hell, if the police were "watching" me. They’re wasting their freaking time IMO. Why? Simple.. I have never delt any drugs.. recently or in the past. Secondly, when I do have a grow going.. I’ve never got more than 2 plants.. and 99% of the time, those two plants won’t reach 4ft tall. I control the vertical height by simply using smaller/medium sized pots.. but I still use ones big enough to where I know that whenever I harvest those two.. I know I’ll have enough product from 2 plants to last me a while. Usually I average around an OZ per plant.. so 2 OZ’s is the most I’ll have. So again, its a waste of time on their part..

not only do I never grow more than 2 (3 max.. and very rarely!) plants per grow, but I also have a fail-safe plan just in case those girls were to come knocking on my door. I can’t give out and won’t give out the full plans. but I can tell you that if the popo were to come to my door, it doesn’t matter which way they try coming.. they’re going to be noticed. Not only will they be seen.. no matter which way they try to come, I’ll see them 2 minutes before they even touch down on the property. So, I’ve got a 2 minute jump on them.. no matter the direction they come. My grow area is kept extremely clean and simple.. with minimal equipment. Also, I can tell you that if anything like this were to take place.. I would actually meet them at the door with open arms.. I would actually invite them in! Why? Because I’m not going to have anything to hide or worry about..period! With the flick of a switch, my "enormous huge 2 plant grow op" (LMAO) will simply get thrown into the fire place.. flick the switch to turn the gas on.. click the ignition and "POOOOF!" – nothing but ashes.

I’m rambling.. sorry everyone. Smoked a ‘wake-n-bake’ bowl this morning of my Afghani #1 and its really good! This one turned out to be much better than the last one. The last one lacked in taste/smell IMO.. the potency is there, but even that could use some help. I mean, the taste is freaking great.. but the smell could use some help.. and the potency, again could use some help too. But the high is really good IMO.. its like an inner-body massage.. and kinda giggly if ya know what I mean. It’s a great strain for people that don’t like a strong narcotic high/stone.. but do like a strain with a medium high/stone to it with a totally relaxing effect.. I mean, I haven’t felt that kind of high in a long time.. back when I first started smoking in high school (13 years ago).

Useful – Blueberries and Chocolate (BBHP x Choc. D) [FEM]

MAMA: The mother of this cross is a heavy-yielding Blueberry Hashplant cut (bred by Bodhi Seeds, selected by Respect Genetics) which is a cross of the Santa Cruz Blue Dream cut and Bodhi’s notorious ’88 G13 Hashplant (bred by ndnguy). This amazing lady was chosen for her insane vigor and stability, profuse sugar production, and better-sit-down-now type of potency. Her aromas/flavors are remnant of a blueberry-filled bakery mixed with old school hash tones.

PAPA (Clone Reversed): Chocolate Diesel is a sativa dominate cannabis strain made by Maphial in mid-2000’s, that was offered only as an auction-item and was rare from its very beginning. The line brings together genetics from the Reservoir Seeds’ “Sour Diesel” (a v1.5-version male-selection) and Dutch Flowers’ “Chocolate Trip” (Katsu’s F1-Cut).

Smoke Report

Three lovely ladies, three lovely phenos! Sadly, I did not keep them separated. Upon opening the jar, the smell is of fermenting blueberries – a funky, pungent odor with vinegar tinges that sting the nose and an overly-sweet, ripe, blueberry with light, floral notes… BUT that funk is strong!

[Six week cure but I’ve been smoking on it the whole time. Method of smoking only joints; Elements papers.]


Lady #1
– A dense nug, nothing but funk. A thick smoke, oily and strong. So oily, it leaves rings of resin running away from the flame down the paper! As you unstick the joint from your lips and exhale, the smoke is smooth with bitter, dark chocolate notes and a slight earthy-hash taste. Did I mention it’s oily?

Lady #2 – There’s that fermented blueberry, sour, and sweet-funky, vinegar twang. Oily hash and chocolate like #1 but with that sweet and sour blue on exhale; very nice.

Lady #3 – Nothing but soft, sweet, blueberry and floral notes… no funk at all. … A bit fluffier of a nug. Soft and sweet on exhale blueberry with slight green floral notes. This one should have gone another week or two… taste a bit immature. My bad, lady #3, that was my fault.

Potency I would say is a 7.5. Heavy body with the euphoric blueberry puts me in a good mood with droopy eyes.

My complements to Useful lovely strain and a breeze to grow.
Smoke Report by Secret Squirrel