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Holy Ape Shit

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Basic / Breeders Info

Holy Ape Shit is a mostly indica variety from J2G Genetics and can be cultivated indoors (where the plants will need a flowering time of ±60 days ), outdoors and in the greenhouse. J2G Genetics’ Holy Ape Shit is a THC dominant variety and is/was never available as feminized seeds.

J2G Genetics’ Holy Ape Shit Description

Holy Ape Shit is a strain created by J2G Genetics in 2019. This combination is a strain I made in 2014 called Mendo Ape OG hit with pollen from a very vigorous and colorful Jezus Juice male I hunted from a Empire Breeding Co. pack. This is one of my favorite projects. Mendo Ape OG was one of my favorite weed smells of all time but the yield was a little on the lower side. After crossing it with the vigorous Jezus Juice male it has raised the yield and the growth rate. It still grows super short and wide, loves to be topped but will have a hard time keeping up with taller plants in your garden. The real payoff is in flower. The colors this strain throws are amazing. I had never seen pink buds in person before this strain. Pink hues and purples making the trichomes really pop. Amazing looking but but it also smells amazing. My personal favorite pheno is shorter with purple and pink buds but mostly green leaves. It smells just like smarties and was such amazing smoke I kept the plant for future use.

Harvest time: Can be harvested usually around 60 days depending on how you like your trichomes.

Stretch: short, almost none

Flavors: Smarties, Sour Candy, Berries, light to heavy gas depending on pheno

Genetics: Mendo Ape OG x Jezus Juice

Potential Effects: Extremely heavy smoke, not for a lightweight thats for sure. I have fallen asleep many times smoking this when I did not intend to fall asleep. Literally sleeper weed. Looks pretty and cute, smells great and then knocks you on your ass. Great for people who just are sick of not getting that "heavy" stone. Can be good for anxiety as long as heavy strains don’t make you get too far inside your head. Great for sleeping and relaxing.

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Holy Ape Shit Lineage / Genealogy

  • Holy Ape Shit »»» Mendo Ape OG x Jezus Juice
    • »»» Blackwater x Rare Dankness
      • »»» Mendo Purps x SFV OG Kush F3 IBL
            »»» Mostly Indica
          • »»» SFV OG x Afghani #1
              SFV Cut Probably

              • »»» Chemdawg x Probably x Hindu Kush, Pakistan
                  »»» Sativa
                  »»» Indica
                  »»» Indica
                • »»» Afghanistan x Afghanistan »»» Indica »»» Indica
                • »»» Grape Ape x Rare Dankness #1 Probably
                  • »»» Mendo Purps x Probably x Afghanistan
                        • »»» Afghanistan x Mexico x Colombia »»» Indica »»» Sativa »»» Sativa
                          »»» Indica
                        • »»» Triangle Kush x BX2 x (Ghost OG x Chem Dawg)
                            x Chem Dawg

                                Ghost cut (specified above)
                                (specified above)
                                (specified above)
                                Florida (specified above)
                              • »»» Mimosa x Duct Tape
                                • »»» Clementine x Purple Punch
                                  • »»» Tangie Tangie x Lemon Skunk Tangie
                                    • »»» California Orange x x Unknown Strain
                                        (specified above)
                                        »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
                                      • »»» Las Vegas Lemon Skunk x Unknown Skunk
                                          (specified above)
                                        • »»» Larry OG x Grand Daddy Purple F1
                                          • »»» OG Kush Lemon Larry x Sour Diesel IBL F1 Lemon Larry (specified above) IBL
                                            • »»» Sour Diesel x NYCD IBL
                                              • »»» Original Diesel x DNL
                                                • »»» Chemdawg x x SensiNL

                                                      • »»» Skunk #1 x Afghanistan
                                                            (specified above)
                                                            • »»» NL #1 x NL #2 x NL #5 IBL
                                                                »»» Indica
                                                                  Probably »»» Indica
                                                                  »»» Mostly Indica
                                                                • »»» x Northern Lights x Hawaiian
                                                                      (specified above)
                                                                      »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
                                                                    • »»» Sour Diesel x Afghani/Hawaiian (specified above)
                                                                      • »»» Afghani x Hawaii
                                                                          Probably Indica »»» Indica
                                                                        • »»» GG#4 x Do-Si-Dos #4

                                                                            • »»» x Chocolate Diesel probably x Chem Sister

                                                                                • »»» Sour Diesel x Sour Bubble probably (specified above) BX3
                                                                                  • »»» BOGBubble Sour Bubble Clone x BX3 Sour Bubble Clone x BOGBubble
                                                                                      Sour Bubble Clone

                                                                                        • »»» Bubblegum x Bubble Gum
                                                                                              »»» Mostly Indica
                                                                                              (specified above)
                                                                                              (specified above)
                                                                                                a (specified above)
                                                                                              • »»» Sour Diesel x Chocolate Trip Katsus F1- Cut (specified above) Katsus F1- Cut
                                                                                                • »»» x x Chocolate Thai
                                                                                                    »»» Indica
                                                                                                      »»» Sativa
                                                                                                      (specified above)
                                                                                                      »»» Indica
                                                                                                    • »»» OGKB x Face/Off OG BX1 Probably
                                                                                                        selected pheno

                                                                                                        • »»» F1 Durban x OG Kush South Florida S1
                                                                                                            • »»» Durban Poison x Chemdawg Mendocino IBL

                                                                                                                  KwaZulu-Natal »»» Sativa
                                                                                                                • »»» x Face-Off OG Kush #32 x Face-Off OG Kush
                                                                                                                    #32 »»» Unknown Strain
                                                                                                                      Selfed (specified above)

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                                                                                                                    Ape Shit seeds

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                                                                                                                    Ape Shit specifications

                                                                                                                    Read the Ape Shit seed specifications in the table below. The values may vary between the different seedbanks where you can buy Ape Shit seeds.

                                                                                                                    Variety 50% Indica and 50% Sativa
                                                                                                                    THC level 17%
                                                                                                                    CBD level 1%

                                                                                                                    About Ape Shit seeds

                                                                                                                    Ape Shit is a typical hybrid strain and has an average level of 17 percent THC. The CBD level of this strain is 1 percent. Ape Shit is related to Acapulco Gold, Cinderella 99 and Purple Urkle where the plant is 50 percent sativa and 50 percent indica. Ape Shit will grow into a beautiful cannabis plant with a fine return in harvest. It is not hard to grow these Ape Shit seeds, you keep an eye on this plant will it grows, the flowering period is pretty average.

                                                                                                                    The Ape Shit has Sweet, Blueberry, Grape, Lavender and Earthy flavors while the effects of ape shit are reported as relaxed, giggly, happy, talkative and uplifted. Ordering your Ape Shit seeds online is not possible, we will update the information as soon as we have a seedbank selling Ape Shit seeds.

                                                                                                                    Ape Shit flavors

                                                                                                                    Is it good to know what the flavor of Ape Shit is before you buy Ape Shit seeds online. It said Ape Shit tastes mostly like:

                                                                                                                    • Sweet
                                                                                                                    • Blueberry
                                                                                                                    • Grape
                                                                                                                    • Lavender
                                                                                                                    • Earthy

                                                                                                                    Ape Shit effects

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                                                                                                                    • Relaxed
                                                                                                                    • Giggly
                                                                                                                    • Happy
                                                                                                                    • Talkative
                                                                                                                    • Uplifted

                                                                                                                    Ape Shit reviews

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                                                                                                                    Most helpfull

                                                                                                                    Cain from Tubeke Tubize

                                                                                                                    I can definitely feel both the indica and sativa effects of this strain. After 2 hits of this, I can already feel my body relax and I feel very calm. But, at the same time, I get a nice head high. I can choose to have a very productive day or I can chill and listen to music. This weed definitely gives me the giggles and helps me smile a lot. 100% useful for anxiety and depression.

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                                                                                                                    Eve from Swaziland

                                                                                                                    I suffer from MDD (major depressive disorder) and anxiety. Just a couple hits in – already feeling uplifted. It’s a great buzz in your head, awesome relaxation throughout body. Doesn’t make anxiety more pronounced, calms you down. But not so much that you get sleepy. I was able to be stoned (or just a little high) and not feel tired afterwards. High is pretty long lasting tho. Ape Shit gives me one of the best highs I’ve had this year. Highly recommend! Great for daytime or night use.

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